You are in love with the Sun.
It’s the only thing that turns you on.
Your goal is clear.
Travel to the Sun.
And make love to it.
Made immediately after Fuck the Sun for Pirate Kart V.
Fuck the Sun
The Sun began rapid expansion billions of years before we ever anticipated. All other life on Earth has already been destroyed as the Sun grows ever closer to the Earth. You are the sole remaining survivor. Mars’s orbit is out of wack and bits of Mercury fly about the system.
Get revenge of that fucking Sun that fucked us over by using your super mobile suit to launch lasers and missiles to destroy the Sun before it finally fucking destroys our planet.
Humanity may be gone, but you’re not gonna let the fucking Sun destroy all evidence we were ever fucking here.
Arrows move your suit. Z and X shoot.
Made for Pirate Kart V.
Owl Forest
You have entered the owl forest. The calls of the owls enliven the trees on this still night. Their hooting increases. Listen to them for as long as you can bear.
YOU MUST HAVE THE VOLUME UP AS LOUD AS POSSIBLE FOR THIS GAME.
Controls:
X: Jump
Arrows: Move
Space: Start game
F: Toggle fullscreen
Q: Quit
Made for Pirate Kart V.
Koi Puncher: Championship Edition
Multiplayer competitive edition of KOI PUNCHER. Find a rival and see who can punch the most koi!
PLAYER 1:
WASD: Move
SPACE: Punch
PLAYER 2:
ARROWS: Move
CONTROL or NUMPAD 0: Punch
Made for Pirate Kart V.
Catch the Bus
Demon Forest II
Ryutaro Onigoro is back! This time, he’s armed with a flaming sword and an extra jump. Help him get to the escape rope at the top of the forest. Kill enemies while in midair to gain more double jumps!
Jump: X
Sword: Z
Made for Pirate Kart V.
Koi Puncher
HEY, KOI PUNCHER. IT’S TIME TO PUNCH SOME KOI.
ARROWS: Move
Z: Punch
To end the game, attempt to crawl out of the pond next to your sandals (which is to say, hold that direction for over a second).
Made for Pirate Kart V. Game developed based on title suggestions from Jared Allred and Jane Allred.
Blondie: Dagwood’s Spin-off
Dagwood Bumstead has a tendency to spin on his head when things aren’t going his way or he can’t emotionally handle a situation. Use Dagwood’s head-spinning to defeat his tyrannical boss, Mr. Dithers. Eat sandwiches to replenish your spinning power!
X: Jump
Z: Spin
Made for Pirate Kart V. Based on a suggestion by Eli Z. McCormick
Chickenfall
You’re a chicken falling helplessly through a dangerous chute of some kind. Don’t fall into a crate, or you’ll die! Flap your wings to resist gravity for just a moment and flap yourself to the safety of your nest!
Made for Pirate Kart V.
Watch Ducks II
In this game, YOU will WATCH DUCKS from a PARK BENCH.
WATCH the DUCKS and get POINTS! The game ends when you hit ESC! Get as many POINTS as you can!
WATCH DUCKS II is a direct sequel to the 2010 Pirate Kart II hit WATCH DUCKS. This exciting new entry in the WATCH DUCKS franchise features numerous improvements over its predecessor including:
- Four all-new ducks (a significant improvement over WD1’s three ducks)!
- Recolored and remastered background environment!
- Challenging new sleep system. Watch your character to make sure he doesn’t go to sleep and miss ducks!
- Altered system for gold duck appearance and bonuses!
- New silver duck multiplier bonus!
Also, press F4 to toggle between fullscreen and windowed modes.
Made for Pirate Kart V.